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This list was submitted by IAGO on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 7:42 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Irwin Corey February 6th, 2017102
9Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
8Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5David Rockefeller March 20th, 2017101
4I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
3Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
2Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
1George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999