This list was submitted by Bird on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 7:28 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Glen Campbell | August 8th, 2017 | 81 |
9 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
7 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
5 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
4 | Mel Stottlemyre | January 13th, 2019 | 77 |
3 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
2 | Jake LaMotta | September 19th, 2017 | 96 |
1 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
17 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998