Linda Schele

The noted Mayan scholar and historian, of course. Not only did we not know who she was when she was alive, but she was dead for a week before somebody finally pointed out that she was on a list. What are we, the goddamned FBI?

Name
Linda Schele
Birthday
October 30, 1942
Age
55
Died on
Saturday, April 18th, 1998
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Confirmed
Saturday, April 18th, 1998
Linda Schele
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1.The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool1
 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002