Jackalope Ghost -- Joey Ramone Come Back

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This list was submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 4:39 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2017 Facts of Life Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sumner RedstoneAugust 11th, 202097
9David Rockefeller March 20th, 2017101
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
5Fats Domino October 24th, 201789
4Jake LaMotta September 19th, 201796
3Joseph Wapner February 26th, 201797
2Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
1Lawrence FerlinghettiFebruary 23rd, 2021101
21 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998