This list was submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 4:39 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the 2017 Facts of Life Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Sumner Redstone | August 11th, 2020 | 97 |
| 9 | David Rockefeller | March 20th, 2017 | 101 |
| 8 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 6 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 5 | Fats Domino | October 24th, 2017 | 89 |
| 4 | Jake LaMotta | September 19th, 2017 | 96 |
| 3 | Joseph Wapner | February 26th, 2017 | 97 |
| 2 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
| 1 | Lawrence Ferlinghetti | February 23rd, 2021 | 101 |
| 21 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998