This list was submitted by Mr Sen on Tuesday, December 27th, 2016 at 8:15 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Daly | Alive | 59 |
| 9 | Ara Parseghian | August 2nd, 2017 | 94 |
| 8 | Joe Namath | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Don Rickles | April 6th, 2017 | 90 |
| 6 | Donovan | Alive | 79 |
| 5 | Adam West | June 10th, 2017 | 88 |
| 4 | Bruce Dern | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Glen Campbell | August 8th, 2017 | 81 |
| 2 | Mohammed al Fayed | August 30th, 2023 | 90 |
| 1 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
| 24 points | 4 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999