Die you old fucks!!!

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This list was submitted by Lobo on Friday, December 23rd, 2016 at 7:55 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Carrie FisherDecember 27th, 201660
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Ed AmesMay 21st, 202395
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
2Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
1Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002