This list was submitted by More Beer on Wednesday, December 21st, 2016 at 6:16 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
9 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
8 | Tommy Lasorda | January 7th, 2021 | 93 |
7 | Desmond Tutu | December 26th, 2021 | 90 |
6 | Burt Young | October 8th, 2023 | 83 |
5 | Nick Nolte | Alive | 84 |
4 | Ruth Buzzi | Alive | ? |
3 | Val Kilmer | April 1st, 2025 | 65 |
2 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
1 | Dr. Ruth Westheimer | July 12th, 2024 | 96 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003