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This list was submitted by More Beer on Wednesday, December 21st, 2016 at 6:16 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
8Tommy LasordaJanuary 7th, 202193
7Desmond TutuDecember 26th, 202190
6Burt YoungOctober 8th, 202383
5Nick NolteAlive84
4Ruth BuzziAlive?
3Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
2Larry StorchJuly 8th, 202299
1Dr. Ruth WestheimerJuly 12th, 202496
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003