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This list was submitted by Dead Eye Jack on Saturday, November 26th, 2016 at 5:24 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
8Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Don Rickles April 6th, 201790
3Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
2Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
1David Rockefeller March 20th, 2017101
5 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014