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This list was submitted by Better Call Quincy on Thursday, September 29th, 2016 at 5:19 PM PDT for The Marin Mersenne Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jacques ChiracSeptember 26th, 201986
9Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
8 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Not Famous 
5Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
4Little RichardMay 9th, 202087
3Monty HallSeptember 30th, 201796
2Burt ReynoldsSeptember 6th, 201882
1Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999