This list was submitted by Better Call Quincy on Thursday, September 29th, 2016 at 5:19 PM PDT for The Marin Mersenne Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jacques Chirac | September 26th, 2019 | 86 |
| 9 | Carl Reiner | June 29th, 2020 | 98 |
| 8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 7 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Joseph Wapner | February 26th, 2017 | 97 |
| 4 | Little Richard | May 9th, 2020 | 87 |
| 3 | Monty Hall | September 30th, 2017 | 96 |
| 2 | Burt Reynolds | September 6th, 2018 | 82 |
| 1 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
| 8 points | 1 hit | ||
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999