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This list was submitted by Dick Rotten on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 11:27 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
8Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
7Alan Young May 19th, 201696
6John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
5John Glenn December 8th, 201695
4Abe Vigoda January 26th, 201694
3Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
2Fyvush Finkel August 14th, 201693
1Stan MikitaAugust 7th, 201878
18 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021