This list was submitted by Dick Rotten on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 11:27 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
9 | I.M. Pei | May 16th, 2019 | 102 |
8 | Joseph Wapner | February 26th, 2017 | 97 |
7 | Alan Young | May 19th, 2016 | 96 |
6 | John Paul Stevens | July 16th, 2019 | 99 |
5 | John Glenn | December 8th, 2016 | 95 |
4 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
3 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
2 | Fyvush Finkel | August 14th, 2016 | 93 |
1 | Stan Mikita | August 7th, 2018 | 78 |
18 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021