Dr of Death 3

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This list was submitted by the doctor of death on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 11:17 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
9Liz Smith (mediocre journalist)November 12th, 201794
8Franco ZeffirelliJune 15th, 201996
7Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
6Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
5Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
4Ara ParseghianAugust 2nd, 201794
3Shimon Peres September 27th, 201693
2Chuck YeagerDecember 7th, 202097
1George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005