This list was submitted by ohsostrange on Friday, February 26th, 1999 at 1:19 PM PST for The March '99 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Dusty Springfield | March 2nd, 1999 | 59 |
9 | Boxcar Willie | April 12th, 1999 | 67 |
8 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
7 | Kim Perrot | August 19th, 1999 | 32 |
6 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
5 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
3 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
2 | Elia Kazan | September 28th, 2003 | 94 |
1 | Russell Jones | November 13th, 2004 | 35 |
34 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003