This list was submitted by Laurencedemedici on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 9:34 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
9 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
6 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
5 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
3 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
2 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
1 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
16 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999