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This list was submitted by grimyreaper on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 5:10 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
6Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
3Nancy KissingerAlive?
2Gloria VanderbiltJune 17th, 201995
1David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999