Corpses everywhere and not a drop to drink

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This list was submitted by mikegldn on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 12:48 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2016 R. Budd Dwyer Memorial Boneyard. Hey man.. Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
5David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
2Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
1Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
13 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013