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This list was submitted by Cemetery Girls on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 10:03 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Glen CampbellAugust 8th, 201781
9Herman WoukAlive103
8David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
7Kirk DouglasAlive101
6Robert MugabeAlive94
5Doris Day Alive96
4Vera LynnAlive101
3Marty AllenFebruary 12th, 201895
2George H.W. BushAlive94
1Jerry Lee LewisAlive82
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Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

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