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This list was submitted by Dead and Loving It on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 9:45 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Superstar Billy GrahamMay 17th, 202379
9Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
8Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
5 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
4Kitty Kallen January 7th, 201694
3Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
2Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
1Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
12 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003