Dead Is As Dead Does

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This list was submitted by Bison on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 11:38 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
5Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
4Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
3Alan Young May 19th, 201696
2Christopher PlummerFebruary 5th, 202191
1Charlotte RaeAugust 5th, 201892
19 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005