Moraxian - 90's Music

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This list was submitted by Moraxian on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 11:30 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
9Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Roger AngellMay 20th, 2022101
6Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
5Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
4Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
3Gloria VanderbiltJune 17th, 201995
2Charlotte RaeAugust 5th, 201892
1Abe Vigoda January 26th, 201694
15 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003