1 fucking STIFF in 2 god damn years FML

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This list was submitted by FroggyB on Monday, December 28th, 2015 at 5:36 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
7Harper Lee February 19th, 201689
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Clive JamesNovember 24th, 201980
1Barbara BarrieAlive?
25 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998