This list was submitted by rjb121162 on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015 at 6:05 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Danny DeVito | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Luci Johnson | Alive | 77 |
| 8 | Nile Rodgers | Alive | 72 |
| 7 | Demi Lovato | Alive | 32 |
| 6 | Robert Wagner | Alive | 95 |
| 5 | Ryan Seacrest | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
| 3 | Les McCann | December 29th, 2023 | 88 |
| 2 | Jimmy Fallon | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Mark Teixeira | Alive | 45 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021