Michael Jackson is Living in Paris

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This list was submitted by MJ Lives on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 11:53 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Dick CheneyAlive84
7B. B. King May 14th, 201589
6Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
5Kirk Kerkorian June 15th, 201598
4Liz Smith (mediocre journalist)November 12th, 201794
3Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
2Helmut KohlJune 16th, 201787
1Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
13 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002