To Kill a Hungarian Bird

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This list was submitted by The Pancreatic Answer on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 5:48 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud January 22nd, 201590
9Harper LeeFebruary 19th, 201689
8Clive JamesNovember 24th, 201980
7Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
6Stuart Scott January 4th, 201549
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
3Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
2Teri GarrOctober 29th, 202479
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
23 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003