This list was submitted by theappointment on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 4:08 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
9 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
6 | Don Rickles | April 6th, 2017 | 90 |
5 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
4 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
3 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
2 | Carl Reiner | June 29th, 2020 | 98 |
1 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021