Are you people ever gonna croak?

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This list was submitted by Nascar912 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 10:41 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
9Glen CampbellAugust 8th, 201781
8Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
7Dick Van DykeAlive100
6Maureen O'Hara October 24th, 201595
5Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
4Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
3Marty AllenFebruary 12th, 201895
2Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
1Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003