Yankee-Yak, Don't Talk Back — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Number1User on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 10:26 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Clive James	November 24th, 2019	80
9	George H.W. Bush	November 30th, 2018	94
8	Sam Simon	March 8th, 2015	59
7	Yogi Berra	September 22nd, 2015	90
6	Bess Myerson	December 14th, 2014	90
5	Muhammad Ali	June 3rd, 2016	74
4	Mel Stottlemyre	January 13th, 2019	77
3	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
2	Gordie Howe	June 10th, 2016	88
1	Whitey Ford	October 8th, 2020	91
15 points		2 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?

Yeah, what?

Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?

What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.

No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002