sbump2-Dying to win-Chuck

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This list was submitted by SBUMP2 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 7:30 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Gordie HoweJune 10th, 201688
9Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
8Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Bart StarrMay 26th, 201985
5Ayman al-ZawahiriJuly 30th, 2022?
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
2Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
1Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003