Talk until you're BLUE in the face — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by alohabeerguy on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 6:55 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Ted Koppel	Alive	85
9	David Letterman	Alive	77
8	Jay Leno	Alive	74
7	Jimmy Kimmel	Alive	?
6	Conan O'Brien	Alive	?
5	Jon Stewart	Alive	62
4	Larry King	January 23rd, 2021	87
3	Andy Richter	Alive	?
2	Stephen Colbert	Alive	60
1	Arsenio Hall	Alive	70
0 points		0 hits

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The noted Mayan scholar and historian, of course. Not only did we not know who she was when she was alive, but she was dead for a week before somebody finally pointed out that she was on a list. What are we, the goddamned FBI?

(d) April 18th, 1998