This list was submitted by USER00066 on Wednesday, January 6th, 1999 at 5:24 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Cal Ripken | March 25th, 1999 | 63 |
| 9 | Sarah Delany | January 25th, 1999 | 109 |
| 8 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 | Leon Askin | June 3rd, 2005 | 97 |
| 6 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 5 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 4 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Abu Nidal | August 16th, 2002 | 65 |
| 1 | Joey Bishop | October 17th, 2007 | 89 |
| 25 points | 3 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998