This list was submitted by yeah yeah buh bye on Tuesday, January 5th, 1999 at 8:52 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
8 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
7 | Judith Exner | September 24th, 1999 | 65 |
6 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
5 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
3 | King Hussein | February 7th, 1999 | 63 |
2 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
1 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
22 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003