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This list was submitted by yeah yeah buh bye on Tuesday, January 5th, 1999 at 8:52 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
7Judith Exner September 24th, 199965
6Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
5Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
4Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
3King Hussein February 7th, 199963
2Senor Wences April 20th, 1999103
1Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003