This list was submitted by OBP.500 on Monday, June 30th, 2014 at 11:45 AM PDT for The Mohamed Abdelwahab Memorial Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jackie Mason | July 24th, 2021 | ? |
| 9 | Jack Nicklaus | Alive | 86 |
| 8 | Jack Carter | June 28th, 2015 | 93 |
| 7 | Bill Macy | October 17th, 2019 | 97 |
| 6 | Bill Clinton | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 88 |
| 4 | Bill Dana | June 15th, 2017 | 92 |
| 3 | Bill Moyers | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Bill Nye | Alive | 70 |
| 1 | Billy Joel | Alive | ? |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998