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This list was submitted by Rus253 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 9:00 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Run Run Shaw January 6th, 2014106
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Eli Wallach June 24th, 201498
7Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
6Maria von Trapp February 18th, 201499
5James Garner July 19th, 201486
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
29 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999