The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

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Submitted by TeamTrautz on December 31, 2013.

Score

0hits so far

0tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Don RicklesApr 6, 2017	Apr 6, 2017	90
9	G. Gordon LiddyMar 30, 2021	Mar 30, 2021	90
8	Michael LearnedAlive	Alive	?
7	Brian DennehyApr 15, 2020	Apr 15, 2020	81
6	Sam DonaldsonAlive	Alive	92
5	Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad)Jun 27, 2018	Jun 27, 2018	89
4	Stan MikitaAug 7, 2018	Aug 7, 2018	78
3	Dionne WarwickAlive	Alive	85
2	Barbara BushApr 17, 2018	Apr 17, 2018	92
1	Ross PerotJul 9, 2019	Jul 9, 2019	89

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.