This list was submitted by Canaries in a coalmine on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 4:49 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Casey Kasem | June 15th, 2014 | 82 |
| 9 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
| 8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 7 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 6 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 5 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 4 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 2 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
| 1 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
| 16 points | 2 hits |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002