This list was submitted by Bengals311 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 4:36 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Mother Angelica | March 27th, 2016 | 92 |
| 9 | Morgan Freeman | Alive | 88 |
| 8 | Larry Johnson | Alive | 45 |
| 7 | Jon Lovitz | Alive | ? |
| 6 | John Henson | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Bruce Dern | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Donald Rumsfeld | June 29th, 2021 | 88 |
| 3 | Tommy Hilfiger | Alive | 74 |
| 2 | Robert Griffin | Alive | 35 |
| 1 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003