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This list was submitted by Bengals311 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 4:36 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Mother AngelicaMarch 27th, 201692
9Morgan FreemanAlive88
8Larry JohnsonAlive45
7Jon LovitzAlive?
6John HensonAlive?
5Bruce DernAlive?
4Donald RumsfeldJune 29th, 202188
3Tommy HilfigerAlive74
2Robert GriffinAlive35
1Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003