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This list was submitted by USER00531 on Monday, January 4th, 1999 at 1:20 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
7King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
6Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
5Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
4. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
3Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
2Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
1Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014