This list was submitted by USER00531 on Monday, January 4th, 1999 at 1:20 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
8 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
7 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
4 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
3 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
2 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
1 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
10 points | 1 hit |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014