This list was submitted by Mr. Stiffs on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 11:02 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
| 9 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
| 8 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 7 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
| 6 | Lawrence Walsh | March 19th, 2014 | 102 |
| 5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 4 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
| 3 | David Rockefeller | March 20th, 2017 | 101 |
| 2 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 1 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 25 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998