This list was submitted by JMann880 on Tuesday, December 17th, 2013 at 3:09 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 8 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 7 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 6 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
| 5 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 4 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 3 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
| 2 | Ross Perot | July 9th, 2019 | 89 |
| 1 | John Daly | Alive | 59 |
| 8 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998