Run Run? Zsa Zsa? These aren't names!

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This list was submitted by The Pancreatic Answer on Tuesday, December 17th, 2013 at 10:55 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Mikhail KalashnikovDecember 23rd, 201394
9Clive JamesNovember 24th, 201980
8Randy TravisAlive67
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4Mother AngelicaMarch 27th, 201692
3Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
2Run Run Shaw January 6th, 2014106
1Casey Kasem June 15th, 201482
3 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003