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This list was submitted by Feasting Maggots on Thursday, January 31st, 2013 at 11:47 PM PST for The February 2013 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
9Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
6Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
5Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
4Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
3Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
2Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003