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This list was submitted by Feasting Maggots on Thursday, January 31st, 2013 at 10:58 PM PST for The February 2013 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
9Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
8Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
7Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
6Mikhail KalashnikovDecember 23rd, 201394
5Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
4Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
3Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
2George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
1Ron JeremyAlive72
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998