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The February 2013 Lee Jr.

Death Soup: Litigious!

Submitted by MJ and Friends on January 31, 2013.

Score
1hit so far
10tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Bonnie Franklin hitMar 1, 2013 Mar 1, 2013 69
9 Art BellApr 13, 2018 Apr 13, 2018 72
8 Ian PaisleySep 12, 2014 Sep 12, 2014 88
7 Buddy RyanJun 28, 2016 Jun 28, 2016 85
6 Bobby WomackJun 27, 2014 Jun 27, 2014 70
5 Stephen HawkingMar 13, 2018 Mar 13, 2018 76
4 Harlan EllisonJun 28, 2018 Jun 28, 2018 84
3 Stuart ScottJan 4, 2015 Jan 4, 2015 49
2 Macaulay CulkinAlive Alive 46
1 Roberto AlomarAlive Alive 58

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.