This list was submitted by USER00466 on Thursday, December 31st, 1998 at 9:39 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 9 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 8 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 6 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 5 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 3 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 2 | King Hussein | February 7th, 1999 | 63 |
| 1 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 12 points | 2 hits | ||
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014