Come On, I Wanna See Em In A Mausoleum 5

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This list was submitted by EdRulz on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 8:06 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
9Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
8Ray Price December 16th, 201387
7Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
6Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
3Michael DouglasAlive80
2George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
1Hillary ClintonAlive77
27 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998