Heroes and Nelson Mandela

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This list was submitted by USER02524 on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 7:41 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the El Cementerio de Hugo Chávez Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
9Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Robin RobertsAlive65
6Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
5Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
4Macaulay CulkinAlive45
3Lindsay LohanAlive40
2Mitzi ShoreApril 11th, 201887
1Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
25 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003