This list was submitted by goddammit on Thursday, December 31st, 1998 at 9:07 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 9 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 8 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 7 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 6 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 5 | Leon Hess | May 7th, 1999 | 85 |
| 4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 3 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
| 2 | King Hussein | February 7th, 1999 | 63 |
| 1 | John Lee Hooker | June 21st, 2001 | 83 |
| 16 points | 3 hits |
Miss Ellie just wasn't the same after J.R.'s second marriage failed, and then when she had to throw Clayton out of the house, well, you know the kind of strain that can put on a woman's heart, plus, with the boys fighting all the time...how the hell did anybody watch this crap?
(d) August 8th, 2005