This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 6:37 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lindsay Lohan | Alive | 39 |
| 9 | Tommy Hilfiger | Alive | 75 |
| 8 | Keith Richards | Alive | 82 |
| 7 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
| 6 | Tom Clancy | October 1st, 2013 | 66 |
| 5 | Lyle Lovett | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Jimmy Hoffa, Jr. | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Sean Young | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Sandy Duncan | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Thomas Noguchi | Alive | ? |
| 6 points | 1 hit |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005