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This list was submitted by googuse on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 5:36 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Arnold PalmerSeptember 25th, 201687
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
6Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
3Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
2Robert ClaryNovember 16th, 202296
1Bess MyersonDecember 14th, 201490
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998