Not Wishing Any One Badly

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This list was submitted by Charon's Obol on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 4:19 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Heidi FleissAlive?
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
7Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
6Lindsay LohanAlive39
5Mickey RourkeAlive?
4Britney SpearsAlive43
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
1James Earl JonesSeptember 9th, 202493
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Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002