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This list was submitted by Bagger on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 2:37 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	George H.W. Bush	November 30th, 2018	94
9	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
8	Hosni Mubarak	February 25th, 2020	91
7	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
6	Jerry Sandusky	Alive	80
5	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
4	Hugo Chavez	March 5th, 2013	58
3	Jerry Lewis	August 20th, 2017	91
2	Nelson Mandela	December 5th, 2013	95
1	Mickey Rooney	April 6th, 2014	93
6 points		2 hits

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Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013